Thursday, March 5, 2009

Want to vent about people anonymously?

To tell you the truth, I've had a hard day with my employees and my boss too. I would really like to tell the world that we freelancers work on TRUST! How can you take our work and not pay us the money we are due! I hate such misfits and thieves.

But now I've got a place to publicly humiliate them by publishing their email ids at CompanyNameSucks.com. all you have to do is log in and write to your hearts content about the people and the company which is making your life miserable. Suffice to say that this site is going to be getting a lot of visits from me.

The latest in web developer/programmer news

The internet changes nearly every minute. And if you want to be on the cutting edge of technology, its best to keep in touch with the latest in web developer news or programmer news. Again the internet is the best place for the latest news and information about web developing and programming. Do check out specialist sites which deal only with web developing like WEBREFERENCE etc which deal exclusively with the world of web developers. You can also take up refresher courses like the ones offered by CISCO to be updated on the latest in the web developer and web programmer industry

What are website tools?

If you’ve got your own website or blog, then you know how addictive it can be! You are always interested in the visitors you get, the comments they leave and what interesting new tweaks you can put in to keep visitors on your website, interested and reading! Website tools allow you to do just that! You can add a lot of additional goodies to the design of your site like
1. Polls- Keep your readers interested by preparing a poll about popular issues in the sidebars
2. Website guestbook’s- Guestbook’s allow your visitors to sign in and leave comments about your posts and goods.
3. GeoIP IP to Location Lookup- This allows you to check the geographical location of your visitors
Just trawl the internet; there are so many free website tools that you can get really carried away.

Learning about SEO!

SEO means search engine optimization. In simple words, the internet is flooded with content. And that written content can be original or copied from other sources. But everyday thousands of articles go up all over the world and each article has to be catalogued in the search engine’s index.

As a result, search engines like Google have special search spiders which read through content and then classify it into separate categories according to the words which appear the most in them. For example, if you keep repeating the words “computer” in your article, the search engine pushes your article into its extensive listing of computer articles. The more number of computer related words you put in, the higher your articles come on the search engine index! It’s that simple!

Top Five Weird gadgets of 2009!

Human creativity has no bounds and that means we are always constantly in a state of creative turmoil. Bigger and better and speedier is all that we want! But in the race to get fully modernized, innovators can create gadgets which seem like a good idea at the time but are of no use to populace at large! Here is a rundown of the top five weirdest gadgets of the world which were not really of any use!

1. Honda’s ultimate sex robot- How utterly weird! With the world’s booming population rate I would have thought that procreation is one thing we are universally expert at! But apparently Honda does not think so! They’ve created a sex robot with five sets of male genitalia and an equally large number of female genitalia! Go figure!
2. Smoke sucker ashtray- I really liked this one. When you live with an inveterate smoker, anything which can suck away the secondary smoke to make my life easier gets my vote. And this ashtray does just that!
3. Bike chair-Hmm! I definitely don’t want to sit in a chair which has three wheels and no brakes but hey! If it’s your thing, go ahead!
4. DAS keyboard- A keyboard with blank keys?? Who is that going to help? Someone must have forgotten to tell the designer that the blind have a Braille keyboard!
5. Save your banana- and that literally means you get to save your lunch banana from getting squashed by placing it in its own ergonomically designed carrier!